One Hand Giveth...

I quite like this:

"Topping the bill at the Brave Old Oak on Saturday evening will be local band Sgt Fury. Possibly named after the comic book hero in their own words they are "three slightly old men playing music that might just jog your memory stick".

Despite this modest description, they are all excellent musicians."

Apart from it wasn't the comic (look up Alex Harvey)... I can absolutely forgive the "slightly old men" in favour of the "excellent musicians"!